Free couch on the curb at 14 Drossway, Gulsket. Brown microfiber, L-shaped, seats five. It's comfortable. I cannot overstate how comfortable it is. That is part of the problem.
It is on the curb because it does not fit through my door anymore. It fit going in. I have not modified the door. The couch has been in my living room for three years and at some point during those three years it became wider than the doorframe by about two inches. I measured both multiple times. The math doesn't work and I've accepted that.
My buddy and I got it out through the window which took four hours and the removal of one window pane that I will be replacing and the loss of one friendship that I will not.
It's outside now. It's yours. Come get it.
Two things: bring at least two people because it's heavy (heavier than it looks, heavier than it should be, I want to be clear about this). And measure your doorframe FIRST. If the couch fits, great. If the couch fits now and doesn't fit later, that's between you and the couch.